Louis C.K.: Chewed Right up (2008) – Transcript

Louis C.K.: Chewed Right up (2008) – Transcript

F*ggot don’t suggest gay

Hello, okay… many thanks, okay f*ggot the method that you doin’ Sorry, We entitled your an effective f*ggot. When i are children, I did not have any idea what gay is, We had not started informed that people accomplish that, I experienced zero banging tip. Whenever i was a kid, your called somebody a great f*ggot as they was basically becoming an excellent f*ggot, y’know. A person’s merely are an effective f*ggot. “Neee,” Shut up f*ggot. “You’re not supposed to have fun with those people for that.” Shut-up f*ggot. I’d never ever call a gay kid a good f*ggot, unless he had been are an effective f*ggot. However due to the fact he is homosexual, can you understand? If i spotted several males blowing one another, I’m not sure why I’m seeing them exercise, but if I recently taken place to help you. We run across one or two fellas blowing one another on the respective “penisia” Which is plural for knob which i conceived today… “penisia” I would personally feel polite on them, y’know, “Hello men.” In case included in this took the dick regarding his mouth area and started pretending all of the faggy and saying unpleasant faggy something. “You understand people from Phoenix is Phoenisians” or something. I might be like “hello shut-up f*ggot, FAAAAGGGOOT” Quit becoming a good f*ggot and you can bring one knob, that is what I’d tell her or him. I am not sure, I wouldn’t phone call individuals an indicate title to have sucking a knob, as if you bring a cock, which is extremely, We admiration you. Since the I can not take action, After all I haven’t experimented with and failed, I just, We place me around inside my notice and i also didn’t would it as I am scared, that is the only reason That’s why, whenever you can suck a manhood I believe that there’s good energy in starting to be able to do one to, In my opinion you to. I don’t accept that blowing some one happens without difficulty to somebody, regardless if it is something you generally do , all the this new dick has to take somethin’ outta your. There must be something that you gotta do in order to get yourself able, y’know, “[clears mouth] ok, right here we wade” [exhales] “ahaha, you.. I am gonna bring ya” “muahaha oookay, Right here We Wade!” Thus, f*ggot, I’m not sure.

We miss you to keyword, k’now, We was raised stating that keyword and you can, After all, it never ever meant gay

A number of terms and conditions that are not crappy terms and conditions, but some some body begin to use him or her a lot to hurt most other people then it getting crappy and be tough to play with. There was terms which i like which i are unable to fool around with since the most other some body utilize them incorrect so you’re able to damage other people. Like the keyword c*nt are an attractive term, if you ask me there is merely charm where phrase, and i suggest including asthetically it’s chocolates-y and you can round on comes to an end. I recently… c*nt, I recently like the way it sounds. I really don’t put it to use as an enthusiastic insult, I’ll be alone in the washing eg “c*nt, c*nt” I recently such as for example stating they I’d never ever label a female a c*nt, apart from my personal mother because the she enjoys they for the majority of unusual need, however,.. it’s a very misused term, it is designed to indicate snatch, that we don’t believe works after all because vagina’s are so sweet they’ve been absolutely nothing very anything which have disperse pedal-y mouth. We tune in to good piccalo within my head anytime We look for a good snatch. Even for vaginas which is too severe, they must be called for example “fala-lala” There needs to be an effective butterfly fluttering as much as every genitals merely all the amount of time, a little butterfly. You go to the doctor and you may he’s such as for example “Well the new butterfly is pleasing to the eye therefore the audience is who is fit” How do you take a look at something that fairly and you can say “That’s a-c*NT” that will not match after all. Perhaps if it is a giant pussy plus it is fighting an urban area and you can throwing vehicles around and knocking more cell posts Then you can say “Hi, individuals take you to definitely c*nt with a bazooka!” It’s probably step-on the brand new sweets shop! Very, f*ggot, c*nt.